Fried Chicken N' Grits

When Daddy came home tonight, I was browsing the internet for craft ideas in an effort to make my home some kind of cute - it's currently no variety of cute as the walls are bare & the living room furniture can't seem to find a permanent home on any certain wall. He sat down next to me just as I was looking at some vase filled with layers of white beans and rice. He made some joking remark. The next craft was a frame with twigs glued in it. Another, a garden border made of wine bottles. As he stands up to leave the room, he pops his hip, throws his hand up on his waist and, in a Paula Dean-esque accent he adds, "In this one he-ya, Ah glued M&M's to a rolla'skate an' spray painted it gold - shabby chic & comfy cute." I know, deep down, his true identity is a 60-something southern belle.

Drama Was Here

We'll see how he turns out.

Dr. Drama, SS (Shark Specialist)

There's been a terrible case of sharks in bellies floating around the Salt Lake Valley. Fortunately, Dr. Drama, SS, is equipped to help!

A routine office visit with Dr. Drama includes her listening to your back, arm, or even leg with her stethoscope. If you're one of the unlucky, infected souls, she will diagnose you with "sharks in your tummy" and insist that the only prescription is more cowbell...just kidding. No, her prescription is cereal. "We have lots of cereal here at the doctors," she insists. "You just go in the pantry, get a bowl, and get the cereal and eat lots of it." "ooOOhhh," I reply. "So, I'll just go out and the nurse will come in and then I'll come back. Ok?! Does that sound like a great idea?"

Innocence

Mommy: "Please put that back."
Drama: "But, it's super cool 'cuz it's a cup on a necklace!"

(It's a shot glass on a necklace.)

Welcome!

We are so excited to have moved to our new home! We wanted a new space for our family that, while maintaining privacy & anonymity, allows us to share the fun & silly highlights of our daily lives. We're so glad you're here & hope you enjoy your visit to our Giggle Factory.