Hannah comes up with the silliest things! She always makes us giggle. This is where we'll share with you the creations of her mind.
6-18-11
Hannah and Daddy are working out in the yard today. Hannah has kept us entertained with her view of the world around us. Here's what's come out of her mouth:
6-1-11
Today, Hannah would like to review her favorite shows on the Sprout children's channel."The shows on Sprout is Caillou, Mama Mirabelle, Bob the Builder, and Caillou and Mama Mirabelle. My favorite show is Caillou because he is growin' up. He always just is Caillou."
3-4-11
"I want do a Dora picture!" Ok, so here's the photo she wanted me to post for her. I asked her to give a brief description of the image and here's what she has to say: "She's havin' a party. It's her birthday."
6-18-11
Hannah and Daddy are working out in the yard today. Hannah has kept us entertained with her view of the world around us. Here's what's come out of her mouth:
Hannah dumped a spade full of dirt on the driveway. Logan said, “Hannah, don’t get the dirt on the driveway.” Hannah responded, “But, I did it for the ants. they need it so they can get nourish and strength from Jesus!”
Logan was stabbing his shovel down into dirt to cut grass out. Concerned, Hannah asked, “Dad, why are you shwiffin’ the dirt like that?!”
“Daddy, there’s a double rainbow outside! Come see it, Dad! It’s so intense!” The double rainbow was two jet trails.
6-1-11
Today, Hannah would like to review her favorite shows on the Sprout children's channel."The shows on Sprout is Caillou, Mama Mirabelle, Bob the Builder, and Caillou and Mama Mirabelle. My favorite show is Caillou because he is growin' up. He always just is Caillou."
3-4-11
"I want do a Dora picture!" Ok, so here's the photo she wanted me to post for her. I asked her to give a brief description of the image and here's what she has to say: "She's havin' a party. It's her birthday."
2-22-11
After dinner, Daddy gave her a bath. She made a big splash & Daddy said, "Don't make a big splash because it makes a mess in the bathroom." Hannah pouted & sulked, "My friends think I'm funny."
After her bath, we had a delicious dessert - blondies. Hannah, of course, loved it. Here she is doing anything she can to get more:
Hannah: "Mommy, I want some more!"
Mommy: "No, sweetie, you’ve had enough...[a few minutes later]...Well, now we’ve all had a stick of butter, 1/2 box of cake mix and some evaporated milk."
Hannah: "But not me. That means I need some more."
Mommy: "Fine. Here's a bite of mine."
[A few minutes later, still scheming]...
"Daddy, I still see some more on your plate. That means you need to share with me."
2-22-11
Hannah wanted to put a picture of her rocking horse on her page. And, then, of course she wanted to write something. So, here's what she has to say, "A treehouse girl. A Care Bear. A flag and Sleeping Beauty. That's all that I'm gonna write."
2-14-11
I told Hannah she had her own page and could put anything on it that she wanted. Immediately, she insisted, "I want to put my treehouse girl!" She got a Fisher Price Treehouse for Christmas and loves it so much! Here is the photo she selected from our Google search.
Quotes:
3 Years Old
Playing with her blocks, "What do you think about this super cute extra special castle?" 2-14-11
"I have uh idea. When you're all done doin' your chores then we're gonna put on our coats and our shoes and then we could go and I could play for five minutes with those girls." 2-13-11
Hannah: "Oh no! Aurora has more owies on her! How did she get more owies?!"
Mommy: "Daddy shot her with his bb gun."
Hannah: "I'm gonna say, 'naughty boy' when he gets home." 2-13-11
Mommy: "Daddy shot her with his bb gun."
Hannah: "I'm gonna say, 'naughty boy' when he gets home." 2-13-11
"The doctor said I have bacterial conjunctivitis." 2-8-11
2 Years Old
After reading these quotes to Hannah, she said, "Yeah, that's what I said this day!"
"Mommy, I want to see that picture what has Troll Face and Mario. Momma, click on that picture right there!"
"I'm a nerd of games. That means I'm allergic to people."
Protesting Mommy taking away her puzzle pieces so she wouldn't get them wet, "But I have to do it so I will have health insurance. 'Cuz right now I want to do health insurance. 'Cuz it is health insurance day today because I am so sick."
Mommy - "You have goose bumps because you are cold."
Hannah - With an offense, "Goose are animals that live on a farm in a barn!"
Upon seeing her wrinkly feet in the tub, "What are on my feet? They are all crooby."
"Jesus died so he is old now."
Hannah - "You are so big, Mommy!"
Mommy - "Really? How big am I?"
Hannah - "7,000 pounds."
"Um I was just kind of a naughty girl in my bed when I teared my book."
"It looks like a bracelet thatcha' got there pretty cool!"
"When I was Grandpa I used my superpowers and flewed up real high and fixed it!!! That what I did when I was grandpa."
After mommy handed her food, "Thanks sharin' mommy's sandwich!"
Mommy - "How many buns do you have?"
Hannah - "Um…there's two ones. That's all."
Right before we found out Mommy was pregnant with Hoss, "That man is not standing on the ground. He will get an owie on his bum!"
Mommy - "We need to clean up. Will you pick up the mouse?"
Hannah - "No. I don't want to. Thank you for asking me. Thank you for asking."
When Mommy closed her eyes for a second, "Hey! You almost sleeped for a while!"
"Are we adorable? I not adorable right now; I poop a lot."
To the tune from Snow White's "Hi-Ho," Hannah sang, "I hope, I hope…"
"I'm 'on sit here for long, long years."
"This is a BIG high chair *sighs* whole wide world! " *smiles and nods head*
Hannah - "What kind of syrup is this?"
Mommy - "Boysenberry."
Hannah - "This is boysenberry? Where's girlsenberry?"
"Mom, you're freakin' me out. that means i don't like it when you treat me like that." 12-29-10
"Old Macdonald guarantees a-b-c-d-e. f-g-h-i-j-k, carry-in some cheese. With a k-l-m, n-o-p, pigs & ducks & bumblebees..." 12-9-10
"Mommy, it's o-k! Daddy will go to the store and get the food. So, stop being a baby!" 12-3-10
Mommy: "Don't put the puzzle piece in your water."
Hannah: "Buh-buh-but I have to because I need health insurance!" 11-10-10
To her daddy, "Hey, there bunny-boy rabbit. I'm going to kill you with mushrooms." 10-26-10
"You're killin' me, smalls!" 10-20-10
We thought Hannah would have a blast at the pumpkin patch. Wrong. She didn't want any of the pumpkins because "they have dirt on them." 10-16-10
To Mommy, "You're pregnant...And that dress is big." 10-4-10
Daddy: "Let's share a treat. But, don't tell Mommy. It's a secret!"
Hannah: "OK, great!...Daddy, can I play with the iPad?"
Daddy: "No."
Hannah: "Then I will tell Mommy you gave me a treat. Mommy! Daddy gave me a treat!!" 9-18-10
"Mom, do you like my dazzling dress?!" 9-15-10
As Hannah prepared for a camping trip with Daddy, "Let me get eat by a bear - he will bite my arm off!" 8-28-10
"It's thunder the lightning! Mommy, keep me safe!" 8-27-10
Mommy: "Where are your panties?"
Hannah: "Oh, I just flushed them in the potty." 8-13-10
"Let's bust a cap!" 7-26-10
Hannah gave us two options for her brother's name: "Elmo" or "The Count." We're leaning toward the latter. 7-1-10
"Daddy, that's not a nice thing to say! Don't you ever ever never ever ever say that!" 6-14-10
"Oh! That's Ariel! She has a fish bottom." 6-4-10
At 3 am, awoken by tinkling fairy music, Mommy opened her eyes and was startled by the blue glow that pulsed through the crack in her bedroom door. She hesitantly peered through and there was Hannah, chillin' on the couch watching Abby Cadabby in Wonderland. 4-26-10
Lamentations of a Mommy: Ahhh! Why?! Why did she find a permanent marker and draw on her legs...and her face...and her hands and arms...and her friend's play tent...and her friend's sparkly shoe...and the couch cushion?!?! Why??!!! 4-3-10
When going to sleep, Hannah asked for medicine & Mommy replied, "Here, have some pretend medicine." She took the invisible prescription from Mommy's fingers & put it in her mouth. Apparently, pretend medicine works just as well as the real thing. 2-26-10
1 Year Old
"Where are you shoes?! Where! Aaaaaare! You! SHOES?!!"
"Hannah drink maaaay-ilk all time!" *smiles*
To her aunt's dogs, Rufus & Cinnamon, "Rufus! Ci-mon, SAY DER! Go up saris!"
"Ring a rosie, pock a foci. ashes. all fall DOWN!"
"Grandma, say trick or treat. For candy say trick or treat. Trick or treat! I want some more! Mommy, say it."
Singing, "To see Tosh, Clint, I goin' St. George…"
"See some beans? I like beans! I eat beans for dinner."
"Oh, PIZZA! I like pizza! It's yummy! I eat pizza for dinner. Mommy, you make pizza for dinner for breakfast. We have breakfast for dinner."
"Buy Hannah for Christmas Donner & Blitzen." 12-3-09
"Boy says, 'I like trucks.' Girl says, 'I'm so pretty!'" 11-20-09
"Mommy take a shower. Mommy stinky." 11-7-09
Mommy: "What should daddy be for Halloween?"
Hannah: "Daddy be a teddy bear." 10-18-09
Mommy: "No, Hannah, that's not Chuck Norris on the phone." 9-18-09
The child can count to ten! 6-23-09
"Ba-ba-ba-ba-ballooooo!" 5-19-09
We've taught the child to fetch. Now she's useful. ;) 4-26-09
Baby started walking & has terrible balance - it's adorable. 12-3-08
Baby just started walking 4 minutes ago!!!!! 12-2-08
